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Man's Dangly Bits Left Dangling in a Case of Exposure

January 19th 2009 06:21
A man’s dangly bits were left dangling while upside down, without his pants on a ski lift.

In a bizarre incident that is, no doubt, going to leave the man involved receiving a tidy sum in litigation, a skier at Colorado's Vail ski resort was left hanging upside down with no pants and all his bits on show from a chairlift on 1 January.

The January 1 misfortune happened after the the 48 year old man and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. Somehow, the chairlift's fold-down seat was not in the lowered position. This caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap with his right ski jamming in the chairlift.


As seen in the photo below, (and more on The Smoking Gun’s Website) snapped by fellow skier, Marty Odom, the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's bungled boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift with all of his bits out there for the world to see. He was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and dislodged the hapless – and thankfully for him, unidentified man – from the chairlift.

A statement released by Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being "suspended for approximately seven minutes." The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that "the man was caught on the chair".

pantsless man exposed



I wonder if he got frostbite? Ouch!

Info and photo sourced from thesmokinggun.com


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Comment by Jason King

January 19th 2009 06:43
I would prefer to undo my binding and fall to my death than go through this embarassment - the poor guy and even worse - his poor kid. Parents are embarassing enough as it is sometimes but this pushes the line!

Comment by Cheryl J

January 19th 2009 06:48
Well Jason everything shrinks in the cold which would have made an embarrassing situation worse, not only would it have been a case of "I can see his willy", it would have been "I can barely see his willy, isn't it tiny?" Poor kid will always be the son/daughter of the pantsless skier. School will be hell

Comment by Jason King

January 19th 2009 06:51
I suppose one upside would be that his father could never really give him that much trouble for the rest of his life or he could just say shut up you upside down pantless skier or commence telling the story again loudly in public.

Comment by Janet Collins

January 19th 2009 08:15
As Jason says, parents are usualy embarrassing enough but this one - the poor kid. Perhaps next time his father will wear firmer fitting ski pants. He won't forget that one in a hurry.

My skiing pals will love this one.

Comment by Cheryl J

January 19th 2009 08:32
Hi Janet...or at least some firm fitting undies! Tell your friends to wear clean knickers just in case

Jason, the kid certainly does have a great bargaining position now.

Comment by Wilson Pon

January 19th 2009 11:22
OMG, I hoped that man will recover from this embarrassment and didn't have any trauma or phobia on this incident, Cheryl.

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